Written by Cassandra on May 28th, 2008 | Filed under:
Celebrity Justice,
R. Kelly

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Just like Alexander, Robert Kelly is having a horrible, terrible, no good, vey bad day in court. According to reports, the judge had to abruptly adjourn after a lawyer for Kells said he received a phone call from a mystery man who claimed to have information that could help Kell’s defense.
The recess was called to allow the lawyers time to depose the man, who resides in another state. The mystery man’s deposition is expected to take place early Thursday.
In other Kelly news, a high school coach identified a former player of his as the girl on the infamous sex tape.
Jacques Conway said he recognized her, in part, by a distinctive cross worn by the video’s female participant. He said he had seen his former player wear the necklace.
Kelly attorney Sam Adam Jr. asked Conway if he could conceive of the alleged victim as the kind of person who would “sell her body for money,” referring to how the man on the videotape is seen handing money to the female participant.
“No,” Conway responded.
Oops, forgot there was another basketball coach who testified as well. This ish is getting stranger by the day.
A former middle school basketball coach who said he got to know the alleged victim through some of her friends, also testified Wednesday that she was on the tape. Joel Rhea told jurors he recognized her “facial features, the forehead, the smile.” He estimated she was 14 or 15 when the video was made.
Under cross-examination, defense attorney Marc Martin questioned Rhea about how he could have known the alleged victim well enough to identify her years later, noting she was just one of several hundred students he knew.
Rhea said the girl’s forehead was especially distinctive.
“Everyone gave her a hard time because she had a big forehead,” Rhea responded. “We would joke about her forehead, that she had a big forehead.”
“You were joking about a seventh-grade girl having a big forehead?” Martin snapped back, sounding incredulous.
“The kids were,” Rhea said.
It is going to take more than a purple yo-yo for Kelly to have any good luck with this.