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Blind Item: Impotent Rap Figure

Written by Cassandra on Jul 1st, 2008 | Filed under: Blind Items

This bi-polar acting rap figure may be lashing out at everybody because his constant drug use has made him impotent.

He’s violent, unpredictable and goes in unprovoked rages.  His significant other is very scared of him and often locks herself in a room to avoid his temper tantrums.

It’s not uncommon for him to put a beatdown on a woman at the drop of a dime.

He’s a big mess and is currently undergoing a meltdown.  The drugs have him paranoid and jumpy.

Escorts consider him an easy trick because he can’t perform but in the past, he always tried to blame the girl, saying, “you’re not sexy enough.”  But, he finally came to the conclusion, it’s not them because it keeps happening, regardless of the girl.

This once respected man has become a shell of himself.

Can you guess who this impotent mofo is, leave your guesses in the comment section.

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Blind Items: Material Girl

Written by Cassandra on Dec 19th, 2007 | Filed under: Blind Items

Despite being wealthy, she’s dated famous rich men and non-famous rich men. She’s a material girl who enjoys private jets, shopping sprees and overseas travels.

Her closet is filled with designer wear, including: Manolo Blahnik’s and Jimmy Choo’s.

Back in the day, she was the hottest black women in her field.

She was overjoyed when a superstar sportsman (very rich) contacted her for a date. He took her to dinner, they returned to her place and had sex.

The next day, after he left, she called her girls and said, “I’ve just snagged the most eligible most sought after bachelor in the world.”

Little did she know, she was nothing more than a sex fantasy played out in his mind. He slept with her for male ego purposes only.

Another name to cross off his list. Actually, she was the only black woman on his list because he has always preferred white women.

Within the next few days, she called him numerous times, he refused to take her calls. She even tried calling his agent-who refused to patch her through.

Later that day, the same agent left her a message, if you continue to try and get in contact with my client, despite your celebrity, we will have the police and/or his security force intervene on his behalf.

She was heartbroken and couldn’t face her friends for a long time.

Hint: The sportsman is no longer single and the woman is not an actress.

SIDEBAR: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. These items are posted for entertainment purposes.


Blind Item: "Baller-Shot Caller"

Written by Cassandra on Dec 17th, 2007 | Filed under: Blind Items

You are a moderately successful black female celebrity who is considered pretty by public and Hollywood standards. You have dated your share of professional ballers but the drama and womanizing became too much.

Then, you decided to date outside the industry despite your friends asking, why are you dating civilians?

Over time, that became tiring because you always had to pick up the tab or they became jealous and resentful of your success, especially when fans approached you for an autograph while making them feel invisible.

Just before you decided to start dating industry men-again. A new man came into your life. Although he was not in the industry, he had his own stacks and he always picked up the tab. He didn’t even seem bothered by your celebrity and success and he often sent you flowers and bling. You even rolled around in his $100,000 whip.

You considered him the man of your dreams but unbeknownst to you, he was only dating you for status and he lied about his occupation, saying he was a successful import/export dealer.

In reality, this man was a big time drug dealer and he wanted to impress his boys by dating a celebrity.

Things were looking up until you were informed that he was a street baller and it was rumored-he was on the DL as well. You became devastated and horrified.

After you confronted him and he didn’t deny it, you became heartbroken.

You would later find out that he got turned out in jail during a brief stint and that he’s nicknamed “Omar,” (behind his back), after the gay stickup kid on “The Wire.”

Hint: She’s not a singer.

SIDEBAR: All blind items are written by Myra Panache or her staff. These items are posted for entertainment purposes.