Written by Cassandra on Jan 2nd, 2008 | Filed under:
Reality TV

Since we are in the umpteenth week of the writers strike, I have been reduced to watching reality shows–a lot of reality shows. Two of my guilty pleasures are The Bad Girls Club and Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. The sheer bitchiness of both shows is my reason for tuning in every week.
I really do not know why Bunim/Murray Productions called their Oxygen show The Bad Girls Club. All they do is argue, curse, and throw ish. I tune in every week in the hopes that someone will follow through with the threats. Anyway, tonight’s episode finds the girls recovering from Neveen tossing milk on Darlen (I highly recommend you watch that episode). What do girls do when they are stress??? Go shopping. So they all pile up in the car and head to some L.A. boutiques. While everyone is in a boutique, Lyric decides to do her own thing. She ends up meeting Ty (Fathead Records CEO) and basically bullies him into letting her use his studio.
When Lyric finally meets up with the girls, Tarnisha questions her (this is when Lyric really talks in third person - “Don’t nobody question Lyric”). Needless to say we find out that all Ty wants is what’s between Lyric’s legs. Nothing spectacular happens after that, the girls go to the shooting range to celebrate Tarnisha’s birthday, blah, blah, blah. End of episode. I think next week’s episode will deliver my fight.
On to JDMA—-

Janice has several casting calls - Men and women’s underwear line, TV game show, and a bathing suit.
Janice and a client exchanged words over Janice calling her a “parrot.” Janice needs to SHUT THE F*CK UP!! Sorry, I just do not considered her to be the world’s first supermodel (a self imposed title she gave herself), Gia Carangi was or even Twiggy.
Two models have issues with nudity and seek help from other models with similar issues. The group, Models4Christ, confronts Janice. This did not go well AT ALL. Janice told the models to come and talk to her if there is a problem and not to bring the “Green Bay Packers.”
Well this ends my reality recap for this week.
What are your guilty pleasures??
Da Batman
Shawty gone and jigg wit it
Da Batman
Shawty gone and jigg wit it
[hook]
Now watch me crank my batman[2x]
Now get boggie on da flo Now one two wit it[2x]
Lil Action [verse]
All my gansta’s posted up
and all my niggas gone and jig wit it
step it right den step it left shawty gone and jig wit it
now watch me step it out
we fresh when we be stepin out
we still get low den stop and boat
yea we one two step it out
[aye] you cant do it like i do it so just take a seat
[aye] watch me kill my dance as im jiggin to da beat
Yuh dey like da way I do it and dey like da way i move it
soo dey ask me wus my dance
and i just say dat its da movment
dez yo song gurl so gone and juke wit it
now get boggie on da flo now one two wit it
now watch me peanut butta jelly wit a baseball bat
na brang it back cuz dey aint seen dey[mix]
You thow yo dance at me ima eat it up
like pac man hold on wait a min
[watch me crank my batman]
I lean 2 da right
den i jig it to da left
I dont need nobody help
cuz i can jig it by myself
cuz im still bouncin den i stop and let my shoulda lean
still bouncin den i stop and let me should lean
[hook]
Now watch me crank my batman[2x]
Now get boggie on da flo Now one two wit it[2x]
CG[verse]
Batman crankin what u thankin do’s dat durr
now dey start hatin[mix]
watch me snap na watch me jig
u cant do it like i did
pop foot rock den i drop real quick
gone head 2 da right den left wit it
when im in da spot
yuh my dance comes in handy
u betta take 5 and i aint talkin bout da candy
in da party yuh my hat stay tilt errbody tellin me
[to the bat mobile]
Awwwwwwwwwlllll Yuhhhhhhhhhh
Ooooooooooooo Mr.Do it lyke me
Back it out
naw snap it out
b-a-t man i pass around
movin my feets how i get down
thow it in da air now ride it out
when aint stopin
diddy boppin
thow yo head back and batman like ya robbin
aye yup i steped of in da party jiggin in da center flo
shawty tried to holla[Noooooooo]
so i did my dance on dat dork
watch me do it
wit no hands
u cant crank it like i can
im da man so sit back and watch me crank my batman
Now Batman
Shawty gone and jigg wit it
Now Batman
Shawty gone and jigg wit it
[hook]
Now watch me crank my batman[2x]
Now get boggie on da flo Now one two wit it[2x]